As a longtime Flash reader, let me answer this question for you: Speed Force.

Literally anything you want to ask, yes he can do it. And the answer will always boil down to: Speed Force. It’s as close to the Toon Force as it gets.

And service earns citizenship!

Ready or Not has gotten to be pretty solid.

Way to go, now the Spider Mafia is going to find him and break his legs for sure.

I wouldn’t celebrate too soon. The precogs they’ve got writing stuff over at the Onion are rarely wrong, they’re just early.

You would love the movie Slaxx.

This is ectoplasm!

https://youtu.be/AUQOUChTUwg

Ehh toss the piano, too much clutter.

Paw Patrol. They seem to have a handle on things. How many shitty human presidents have we had? How many shitty dog presidents? I rest my case.

Dying Light 2 - Been in the mood for some dumb open world fun recently, and I refuse to buy anything from Ubisoft to fill that void. This seems decent and I liked the first one.

I played through Dead Island 2 with a buddy recently, definitely recommend giving that one a shot if you like Dying Light. Haven’t played 2 though.

I was resurrected against my will by a guy named Billy.

Done. Deleted that shit.

“Who the hell is Mia…OHHHHHHH”

Surprised no one has posted “use a straw” yet. That’s definitely one of the more common ones . Weird as shit.

Big fan of this one. Do you take commissions?

And it took less than 30 minutes for one to show up here.

We’ve definitely got blackberries and blackberry jam, but grape does tend to be the norm in a lot of areas. I prefer raspberry myself.

Can’t resist a chance to reccomend Technology Connections

I would find it difficult to believe Tolkien ever left much of anything unintentionally unexplained in Middle Earth.