P: “You will do as I say”

T: “Yes”

“Any man who must say, ‘I am the king’ is no true king”

It wouldn’t even put an al dente in it

<<turns console back off>>

<<grabs photo album full of feet 🦶 pics>>

Yes rejected weeks ago, but reinserted into the MSM news cycle as the report on Gaetz abhorrent misconduct was released yesterday.

Is he trying to distract from his friend and pick for A.G. Matt Gaetz, drugging and raping children?

Jesus Christ NBC is so out of touch. National Boomer Corporation 🦚

How is this any different than fraudster Trevor Milton of Nikola showing footage of Nikola vehicles using gravity to go downhill, but pretending that they were a functioning concept and running on their own power?

Cheers 🍻

*Deuces

(No ill will 🤚🥹)

He looks like a perfectly roasted turkey 🦃 🍗 …

Kevin O’Leary is a cunt. Yeah, I said it.

Get your hand off my penis—

Gentlemen this is democracy manifest

”Probably in a couple of weeks… looking into it… [insert generic platitude…]”

Extremely impressive

Where they go one, they go all

#Tampon Don

The Josh Hawley fist pump is often exhibited by cowards under duress

Good. Good. Let the hatred flow.

Nayeth, though thou hath thoroughly thought thots through.

Rise over Gun