This whole “spend a ton of money to get your foothold, take over a market, then enshittify to bilk the users” shtik is getting very very old.

Sometimes I go into my router’s logs and look at the firewall messages where it blocks all the traffic my printer tries to send to the internet with a smug look on my face

You really took the time to comment and complain that you’ve already seen this? You’re… upset that your time was wasted?

Buddy. Cmon.

Blasphemy, that’s not regex that’s just fancy grep

Funny how giant corporations known for sucking the life out of their employees are terrified of unionization.

for X in $(seq -f host%02g 1 9); do echo $X; ssh -q $X “grep the shit”; done

:)

But yeah fair, I do actually use a big data stack for log monitoring and searching… it’s just way more usable haha

Best I can do is them banding together to fuck normal people over and extract as much cash as they can

BEES!?!