Right, you can just see them at the charging station now.

Find the mute button - usually the second button down on the right - then mark it clearly with a sharpie for the next person.

Which is better, “urine us” or “your anus”?

The only thing I would add to this is carefully use a hair dryer to loosen the adhesive on the sticker first. Should leave less mess for the goo gone to deal with.

I remember this episode of Malcolm in the Middle

Even the name Penguin is a hybrid of polar and penguin.

Such a scum bag move by Sony that I have to buy another DS5 to play this with my daughter on PS5 when I have several perfectly good DS4s whose only purpose at this point is to occupy a landfill it seems.

Most companies deploy management software on their mobile devices. They have the ability to monitor activity and do things like remote wipe the device if you’re fired. On iPhone go to settings->general->vpn and device management to see if anything’s there.