They’ve been collecting this data for over a decade and are just now starting to figure out what to do with it.

X(Twitter) = Biggest Nazi bar on the Internet

Why bother with Google at all?

Think Ikea without the quality or the showroom.

I would expect some vodka in a drink like that.

Alternate take: I’ll start ordering whiskey smoothies. And yes on the protein powder.

Touché

Business decisions based on feels rather than hard outcome data or cost analysis.

It’s a start.

It’s funny because it seems like the universe is saying, “Hey Slurpee. Why don’t you become an alcoholic? It’ll be fun.” Not that I drink habitually or a lot. It just seems alcohol is being pushed everywhere I go.

Work sucks because I have to do it. I imagine all the shit I’d have time to do if I didn’t have to work, both things I need to do and want to do. When I get done with work for the day, I feel too traumatized to do anything. So I put myself on autopilot until I can turn the world off and go to bed.

I got a bit of satisfaction last week when I went to an event where I got to sit on a chair and do nothing for an hour. And that’s all that was expected of me.

Oh, and a bucket of hammers from lemmygrad called me a Nazi, which would be laughable if they weren’t so serious about their “beliefs”.

As far as I know, I am my local TST chapter. I donate to myself constantly.

I have no want or need for ivf. How might I wage an assault on god?

If you can’t afford me at my worst, you can’t afford me at my best.

Anachrocapitalist groomers as the image implies?

Be careful. The universe will maintain balance.
For Donald Trump to die would take someone monumentally good to also die. My fear is we’ll lose Dolly Parton.

You had me at Gabrielle.

Elin back out because mommy said so.

GWAR the Motion Picture

Which is which?

I don’t have three minutes to beat off, let alone three hours.

Vroom vroom