When I was learning programming I wrote a small program that I called for_you.exe. It printed an animated ASCII penis ejaculating on some boobs. I emailed it to my girlfriend and thankfully she thought it was hilarious. We’re still together.
The noodle man
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It went offline, as do all of those platforms that only cater to one subreddit’s worth of users (especially the edgy ones). But it wouldn’t surprise me if the admin had three letter agencies breathing down their neck and just packed it in.
noodle@feddit.ukto Open Source@lemmy.ml•Open source devs: please, please add screenshots...100·2 years agoSometimes I’d settled for a simple description of what the tool even is. Sometimes the readme is just straight into compilation steps and I feel like we’re rushing into something.
noodle@feddit.ukto Technology@lemmy.ml•New Anti-Consumer MacBook Pros - Teardown And Repair Assessment - Apple Silicon M1/M2174·2 years agoThey are a lifestyle brand and play on that to keep people trapped. People who buy Apple like the aesthetic of appearing wealthy. It’s classism through consumerism, even if the consumers don’t realise it.
Apple’s terrible privacy policy (yes, despite the word privacy appearing in the ads), atrocious right to repair stance, and aggressive software lock-in tactics should put any person who cares about those things off.
There was a purpose to buying Apple when they were the only player in the specific niche. Audio engineering is a great example of this. In the 90’s, Apple were really the only valid choice in a highly specialist field. Microsoft caught up in the 2000s, with Linux not too far behind in the 2010’s.
So nowadays, the limitations are effectively self-imposed. You can spend whatever money you want on a setup that will do whatever you need and the OS is a personal preference.
noodle@feddit.ukto Technology@beehaw.org•Mozilla will open Firefox for Android for more extensions1·2 years agoHonestly, it’s as if they don’t really want you using it. It’s a legitimate feature but hidden away and quite difficult to use. Here’s a guide on getting it set up. I’ve been using it since it came out and haven’t had too many issues, but a lot of addons just don’t work as intended.
noodle@feddit.ukto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Which proprietary software do you prefer over their open-source alternatives, and why?1·2 years agoReaper is great. Fantastic dev team and great forums for support. And, most importantly, the license is affordable for bedroom shredders like me.
noodle@feddit.ukto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Which proprietary software do you prefer over their open-source alternatives, and why?2·2 years agoI’ve tried with open source DAWs but audio software is still decades behind in the open source world. I’m on Reaper and Ableton but I would love to ditch them. Toontrack products on linux is a pipe dream too. I’ve had nothing but issues over the years so still need to dual boot.
noodle@feddit.ukto Technology@beehaw.org•Mozilla will open Firefox for Android for more extensions2·2 years agoYou can also use the Nightly app and load addon collections. It’s an absolute pain in the arse, and a lot of extensions don’t work, but it’s one way to get them.
If we’re talking about the same discussion, I think I remember a thread on either the modcoord or redditalternatives sub.
From what I remember, the disagreement was that the only communities that were shown in the splash page were extremely edgy commie stuff. Blatant propaganda communities. There was a pro-Russian invasion community in the top 5 communities and lots of “Death to America” type stuff. ’
Compounding things, the initial response to these complains was a dismissive “Redditors aren’t smart enough to work out how instances work!” which really didn’t make people want to persevere.
I’ll admit, I was in two minds because of this. But gave it a go out of curiosity for the tech.
noodle@feddit.ukto Open Source@lemmy.ml•It's time to take advantage of Reddit's decline241·2 years agoI don’t disagree with that. Reddit will keep burning bridges with it’s oldest users. old.reddit will be the next on the chopping block and that will be the death knell for desktop Reddit for a sizable number of people.
But I think you’re underestimating the average modern Redditor’s reluctance to jump ship. 3rd party apps were not even something they knew existed. Most never used reddit before the redesign. They already used the app. You cant miss what you never had.
noodle@feddit.ukto Open Source@lemmy.ml•It's time to take advantage of Reddit's decline9016·2 years agoNot this again…
Lemmy isn’t everyones’ cup of tea. Reddit, despite the API shenanigans, still does what people want.
People are not moving here from Reddit if they haven’t already. They’d sooner go to Discord. Less cognitive load, and their subs already have servers set up. Lemmy has a 5 communities different servers for each sub and most will be inactive, so it’s already a losing battle.
Make Lemmy it’s own thing, rather than aspiring to be the 2nd head of the Hydra. Organic growth is good, sustainable. Boom and bust wholesale migrations look like failed hostile takeovers.
noodle@feddit.ukto Technology@beehaw.org•YouTube will soon require watch history to be enabled to show video suggestions2·2 years agoGenuinely, what motivation does any professional content creator have for using peertube? It’s just crypto shit and conspiracy theorists and doesn’t pay content creators
Uppercuts work just as well
noodle@feddit.ukto Technology@beehaw.org•France’s browser-based website blocking proposal sets a disastrous precedent for the open internet9·2 years agoThis is how you end up with no browsers except Opera and Edge.
I’m just glad it isn’t the UK proposing something this dumb. We’re doing enough stupid shit as it is.
noodle@feddit.ukto Technology@beehaw.org•France’s browser-based website blocking proposal sets a disastrous precedent for the open internet9·2 years agoDisclaimer, I’m not French. But it seemed like the alternative was Le Pen and from what I’ve read she would certainly be more of a shitstain fascist, just with a populist tinge.
You don’t write a whole app in tests and then write the whole app in code, you make tests for the functionality as you go.
Not everyone gets to leave a legacy like vim. Effectively the notepad and pen of computing. RIP
If you’d told me I’d miss 2006 back in 2006 I’d have laughed.
Let the kids have their cringe phase
On Lemmy it is more like 40 something year old neckbeards that haven’t seen the light of day in 2 decades. They claim to struggle to make friends at parties but could easily run a country.