So long and thanks for all the fish

Prolly just a guy dressed up again and dancing like there will be no tomorrow

Conkers Bad Fur Day

World Driver Championship

California Speed

Onterrible Canada, salt in the winter lol. And like I said there was 3 people over 300lbs plus the driver.

I don’t know how it lasted as long as it did.

Had a teacher in highschool with a Metro and we would pick the car up and rotate it 90 deg in the spot or take it for a walk down the street

I had a friend with a Suzuki Swift (pretty well the same car) I have no idea how that car lasted as long as it did carrying around nearly 1000lbs of fat asses. Although one day it gave up and dropped the engine and tranny

Thank you, I needed that

Dodge Magnum So little visibility there is about 6" of plastic blocking your view from every tiny ass window and a good so big ya may as well be driving a truck. Absolutely nothing good about that POS

NoScript is awesome, just learn to use it properly

This is Bill Hicks he was talking about in in the 80’s

Doomsday clock don’t fucking work except for this.

Wait till the perfect second to hit record on the radio to make a mix tape

Exactly

And don’t be black, make sure to generously apply white face

Going to “hell” or not going to “heaven”

Yeah go join a real religion, like Scientology

If you need to be scared into being nice you are a total piece of shit and don’t deserve respect from anyone

FOR DEMOCRACY!

Religion is incredibly messed up FIFY

This is why I preferred math over English classes.

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Considering I read the initial statement to my mom (60) and she said wtf?

Y’all just assume. Hope ya don’t go through life with that kind of outlook you will never make friends