As an American (optimistic hostage) I couldn’t agree more.

Those pubes grew down to it’s feet

Ooh nice reminder that I haven’t seen RRR again this year, yet. Thanks

Ooh nice reminder that I haven’t seen RRR again this year, yet. Thanks

To put it another way, the mosquito beak won’t stay in your skin for long. A 2 cm thorn that got much deeper and healed over still got pushed out.

One time I fell into a thorn bush then weeks later after I the bad cut on my hand was healed but it was still itchier than that one spot on a dog’s butt they can’t quite reach. It was driving me nuts, I kept scratching and scratching then out shot a thorn that was almost 2 cms long.

Long gross way to say: Our bodies are really good at homeostasis, it’s why tattoos fade

Is this Mario San Serif?

Save your receipts for the inevitable class action… tumbleweed.gif

Really put the cart ahead of the horse on that one Napoleon

Joker came up with all those upsetting stories, but this is really how he got those scars.

One trip! One trip! One trip!

Unlocked repressed memory: Middle school high jump

My favorite part of this was X “(formerly Twitter)” even when a bot is most efficiently paraphrasing it’s still necessary to waste two words to clarify that stupid apps name.

You’re right, that is a really incredible run. I think their just digging their heels in and being a contrarian because they want to stand by their hot take that journalism is bad now.

Rough Collie? Those ears are too much

Cut up some magazines and you got a vision board goin

Drop bears are the ones that escaped the labs, right?

Because he’s Batman. And Batman has the meta power of being most writers’ favorite.

It’s like you’re leaning into seasonal affective disorder

Christmas decorations in August?!