The “less report”. Blamo.

Get a burner phone and download all apps and data once you’re through customs. Then destroy the phone before leaving.

No, almost drown when I was a kid and have massive panic attacks getting into the water. In the last few years I’ve been able to get chest deep without hyperventilating but can’t really seem to float out anything like that without letting go of the side.

That’s more than I’ve peed on OP’s keyboard

All I see is a bunch of asterisks.

The real question is always in the comments.

When you have a funeral at 3 but gotta be at a kid’s birthday party at 4.

My local store already has Christmas decorations out. I freaking hate it so much

We’re talking about Unix so being as pedantic as possible is actually required.

My parents live in the country. They have one neighbor. He’s on meth so he likes to start chainsawing right around dark and continues until around 2am.

Hey man those 3 people are almost millionaires. As soon as their crypto drops they’ll be in the same boat as the Starbucks CEO!

Hot and a good cook? Is she single?

It’s like the boats that look up at the sky, when rocks only look at the ground.

Is there a way to jailbreak an Android phone using this exploit?

ChatGPT just spat real good stuff out in seconds

There’s an entire episode of south park centered around this premise.

No joke there, you’re completely correct.

Mint users just getting drunk and having a great time.

Klingon doesn’t have a semicolon, switch to that.

I found some of my old code a while back that said: Got interrupted killing children? better stop.

A lizard person, I fucken knew it.