I don’t think it’s a Lamprey. The mouth is too far forward. Lamprey mouths are on the bottom to better latch onto fish.

Doing a reverse image search, Bearded Worm Goby comes up as the likely fish

This afternoon, while walking through a parking lot with my toddler. We had to avoid the cracks.

So far, they are going well. I have a few goals I am working towards.

1st. Working towards significantly reducing my alchohol consumption. Kinda started last year in reducing what I drank. Decided after XMas to do Dry January. After reading a few articles, I decided to keep the streek going.

2nd. I’ve been wanting to work out more, mostly cardio. Relized, I have been getting winded easily. Started last week doing a regular 3 days of cardio, mostly biking/spin as it’s easier on my knees. Plan to keep the streak going going for a few weeks before I try to add another day to the lineup or drastically change my diet.

3rd. A few roles I have been looking at want someone who also knows some programming. I signed up for Python coding classes for data management. I’m still going through the basics. I am lucky, I can spend a few hours each week to work towards getting better at it.

One of my favorite dark jokes is:

What does a box of chocolates and your crazy ex-girlfriend have in common?

They’ll both kill your dog

Two of my favorites are Kyle Kinaine and Dave Stone

I was on the way home Sunday with my kid. Going down a road that’s 30mph. My house is on the left. I run my blinker on to turn into my driveway. A BMW speeds up and tries to pass on my left. Nearly T-Boned me. All I saw was the medallion and a lit-up UBER sign on the dash.

They managed to stop, flip me off, and sped away before I could even get my window down. What the fuck is thier issue?

I’m currently playing 2 games.

1. Another Crabs Treasure. Currently, I’m at a point where I think I need to level up. Most enemies are nearly 1 shotting me. I think I need more vitality.

2. Xdefient. Mostly just to have an FPS that I can jump into and play a few quick matches

Fresh cut grass before a rain.

Fresh cut cucumbers. When, growing up, I used to fish for Rainbow Smelt. Freshly caught, they smell like freshly cut cucumbers. I always get a flash back when I get that smell.

The Simpsons: Itchy & Scratchy in Miniature Golf Madness was a fun one I played growing up

Dobby Never Meant To Kill. He Only Meant To Maim Or Seriously Injure… you piece of shit

You might ask a good friend, who is married or has a GF, if his partner might have a friend who might be interested. That’s how I met my wife. Bonus is we were able to talk at a bbq at the friend’s place.

This occurred way more often than just a single incident. It was a habit if you went anywhere with them. Both competeted for the other attention but would not give in… only one up the other. Pretty Fred in my opinion

Met through a friend and his GF. We don’t talk to either now.

Our bonding occurred when they were yelling at one another, they were drunk and wanted needed the other’s attention. We refused to “settle” an incident or even participate in it.

Natinal security threat bc the old, orange not-a-billionaire, asshole, with big toddler feelings, need to know who is making fun of him for retribution if he wins reelection

I have one that i last updated in 2012 still. I had a nexflix subcription with 3 movies mailed to me that I’d rip in DVDfab and burn to another DVD and mail back the same day i received the movies.

That’s not true. For a potato, about half the total fiber is found in the skin. No other nutrients are drastically reduced.

Source

No matter how much you wipe there is still poop

Home brewing beer and making fishing lures. Not many people I know in my daily life enjoy beer or fishing. It feels pompousy to just bring up in casual conversation unless someone talks about how expensive a keg of Texa$ from Turing Point Brewing is or a swimbait they seen at thier local taxidermy shop was selling for $200+ and looked ultra realistic.

I used to work at walmart, in college. I recall once we had someone return a more than half eaten rotisserie chicken. They said it tasted funny… after eating half… probably in their car. It was still luke warm.