I’ve seen a dishwasher bend tines before. Mostly if they’re cheap, thin forks and you put them tines down in the dishwasher. Forks go tines up.

The begging is pathetic but not in the way we like.

Slop content CEO begs users to stop calling slop “slop.”

FTFY

It’s the land of the free in that we’re free to fuck off and die in a ditch and pay for the privilege.

It’s when everybody in class says “wake up Jim!” simultaneously, starting with the teacher. Used to happen to a kid I went to school with during like 2nd grade. The teacher was kind of a bitch. The kid grew out of it. I changed the kid’s name just in case.

Yeah I’m not looking for anybody in Silent Hill. And that’s not because I think silent Hill is scary.

Not exactly but I have a related story. Girl I used to date, her grandparents died and left like a million dollars to her parents. Guess what they did with it. Guess.

They gave it all to their church. The pastor retired and bought a brand new house.

A good opportunity to ditch Meta if you’re still using it for some reason.

A man can hate two things.

In fairness capsaicin does make me throw up acid.

The only divide on the left right now is the the traitorous assholes - none of whom are up for reelection - who voted to end of the shutdown. Fuck you Dick Durbin. If I had you in a room for 5 minutes with a megaphone I would definitely so hard that your ancestors would be able to hear it.

I agree but the only thing I plan on doing about it is not having kids myself. I don’t think it’s ethical but it’s also not worth starting shit over. I mean I won’t be leaving behind anyone who have to deal with it, and you can’t change people so why bother.

Experience and anti-depressants.

Multiplayer competitive games are a huge red flag for everyone.

Good to know that scientific debate will thrive in the future.

I think that all political theory will be replaced with the Pointy Stick theory, which states that “stay away from my food or I’ll stab you with this pointy stick.”

It’s said that every sign exists because multiple people were too stupid for it to remain absent.

So exactly how many people tried to eat the pizza without opening the box first?

More where that came from lol!

-Momma Quokka

Rebrand it the Trump Ring and sell it to MAGA for $300.