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I’m not saying I would never try it, I’m just saying I haven’t been that drunk before.

Yup, Super Metroid. Game is basically perfect. i have other near favorites like Hollow Knight and Dead Cells that have generally remained in place too, but Super Metroid is amazing and always a fun, perfectly atmospheric time.

Can you imagine trying to cope with this shit sober? What a nightmare

War only benefits the wealthy noncombatants directing it. The average citizen suffers in conflicts.

Disability lawyers. Don’t get me wrong, there are good ones. But I see so many that make people do everything themselves, help exactly zero with anything after the initial application, and they take a cut of the proceeds if people’s applications are approved. They do something allegedly if the case is escalated up to a judge, but many of them that I’ve dealt with seem incompetent at best and predatory at worst.

Barnacles have the longest penis relative to body size out of all animals.

I’m fine with whatever delusions people want to hold as long as they do it away from me. I’m just not interested in thanking a fictional character who hates me.