Sometimes I wonder if Fitbit could have its Swiss website with the domain being fitbit.ch

But then how do I assert my dominance at meetings? By having hentai on when plugging in the projector?

Fortinet at my corp just banned the whole thing.

In Thailand:

• 6 October
• Bloody May
• The K–g Never Smiles
• The Devil’s Discus
• “Unfortunately Some People Died”

What kind of weird or shitty NIC you’re using that needs a specific driver for Windows?

NO FREE SLOTS IN SUIT INVENTORY

That would be a big plus though.

Old person? Some seem to have a grudge against backpacks.

Launched with a little more entropy.

B. Since there is relative velocity between the orange portal and the target, the momentum is conserved and they will launch.

Five assholes, four idiots, and then there’s me.

Keep doing the same damn show over and over, the definition of insanity.

Might refer to more games than one, but just let it be.

Because anyway, you eventually lose your humanity.

Yes, but it sounds more savage this way.

I learned a lot, but one thing: use a coconut for its intended purpose only.

Ah yes, the food that sounds cute but has deep dark meaning: kill the parents and eat the unborn children.

KFC’s newest disclaimer: Family Bucket does not mean the entire family of chickens are in the same bucket.

Too late.

CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE!

In Thailand, a university provides a four-year standard higher education. A college is either:

1. a specific school for a specific profession such as the Irrigation College, now partially absorbed into Faculty of Engineering, Kasetsart University; or the Teaching Colleges, nowadays restructured into the Rajabhat University System. There are some technical colleges still standing, but many are already absorbed or restructured because our academic system does not really favor single-discipline schools standing around
2. a single school in a university or a specific organizational unit (such as the Mahidol University International College)
3. a two-year college (community college system)
4. it’s also just how some secondary schools are named, such as Bangkok Christian College (which is a higher secondary school for boys)

In our language, if you are going to take a four-year higher ed program, you always say university not college.

I’ll just second OP and say that my girlfriend keeps watching that real shit over and over to the point that we can almost act out the entire thing.

Received an invite after a week.

It isn’t bad of a turnaround time, really.

They consider revenue streams more important than one-off payment.

So everything becomes service and we are left in this non-ownership economy where we own nothing.