Me after every two steps of a Lego instruction.
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hOrni@lemmy.worldtoToday I learned@lemmy.ml•TIL Danny Trejo has a clause in his movie contracts that requires his villainous characters to die by the end of the film. He wants children to learn that crime doesn't pay.82·2 months agoI don’t think children should watch Danny Trejo movies.
hOrni@lemmy.worldtoshitposting@lemmy.ml•Maybe it's just hitting the side of the bowl. The outside of the bowl.1·3 months agoDude, Is Your dick like perfectly straight? If I tried it like this, I would hit the sink.
Not really favourite, but definitely most unbelievable: They elected Donald Trump for president in the US. Twice.
So, like, make billionaires kill each other and let everyone watch it? I’m in.
After the US elections, we already know what’s on the other side of that door and it’s not good.
A drop of the guillotine is completely free. Just saying.
hOrni@lemmy.worldto Memes@lemmy.ml•I hope this cat is healthier these days. Me too, thanks.2·5 months agoDidn’t order 10 for myself, but I have been known to order one daily for a week while I’m on holiday from work.
Didn’t expect Nintendo’s Luigi to become the symbol of the revolution, yet here we are.
Fuck it, drop it anonymously.
Is everything ok? Are You having a stroke? What the fuck are You talking about?
Well, now You have a party, that will identify, what needs to be done to make people’s lives better, and then do the exact opposite. Great choice.
Well, yeah. Not being Trump is basically all that was needed. Given the choice between Trump and anyone else, You should automatically pick anyone else. It’s not hard to understand. Who cares about media presence, you go to the voting booth, locate the square next to Trump, and select the other one. What can be difficult or complicated about that? Most people in the world understand that, but not Americans. They’re too stupid, so fuck them, it’s their fault, I don’t give a shit what happens to them now.
The upcoming Trump presidency and everything that comes with it is the Americans people’s fault.
When Google maps fails You.
Is that the buff wizard from Solstice? https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e1/Nintendo_Entertainment_System_Solstice_cover_art.jpg
hOrni@lemmy.worldto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Does each language have "lefty loosey righty tighty"?14·7 months agoNope. Polish doesn’t have one.
Hanging a billionaire.