I can imagine Sunn O))) in Mordor.

Damn, I didn’t realise I still had that memory until now!

Now there’s some nostalgia right there. I haven’t seen that since, what, 1998 or something?

Being told to tip your head back if your nose is bleeding.

Ooo yeah back when it came with a free code for Half-Life 2.

I’ve heard it mentioned that a passenger in the rear without a seat belt becomes a projectile in a crash and can kill or injure the person sitting in front of them.

Porn passport = Wanking license

You’re not wrong. Opened it in a mobile browser and it looks messy - but it is a solid product.

Get nautical! Port and starboard.

It adjusted it’s size yeah? And it sought power. So if someone powerful and large were near would Frodo be in for quite the surprise?

Never knew this was a thing, that better not come over here.

I go to scan-while-you-shop places then strategically bag as I walk around the store. 30 seconds to pay and then leave.

Is this some regional thing? Everything I’ve ever ordered from Amazon has come in a card box or thick paper bag and even has paper tape.

1130/100

I used Android phones since the G1 and decided to give it a punt after a few phones in a row developed problems less than 2 years old. Well it turns out Apple devices just work and keep on working so I now have a few.

Still don’t want a Mac though.

I feel personally attacked