lol

Or Twinkies and Kardashians, or whatever other modern distraction from class consciousness used to drown out the sound of blood on the gears.

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This behavior is abusive. Talk to your school social worker. They specialize in this. They’ll also tell you what they can/will share, and what is considered confidential, so you can start vague and choose your comfort zone from there.

That’s just water. :|

Just use something similar with a lower melting point. Mercury or cesium both do. You’re welcome!

But it saves so much money on server time and data costs to just send the final transcript!
/s

Can you delete your browser history? I mean…not kinkshaming or anything… I’m just not into that kinda thing.

More people need to know about the Pipe Strip.

And even then, you need to ask if it contains egg.

Words brought into English can use English pluralisations, so you’re not wrong if you say octopuses. I think Grammar Girl had a take on this maybe 7 or even 8 years ago by now. These days, I can’t see myself getting worked up about it for the sheer fun of being pedantic like I used to.

Drill Sergeant: JESUS H. CHRIST. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

Pvt. Pyle: SIR, A JELLY DONUT, SIR, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

You can’t treat social problems with a chemical.

Trinitrotoluene?

reinstalls

The ability to be disconnected from the internet and still function properly.

It is funny every time and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.