A friend in college discovered you could open beer cans with a can opener so he drank open top Old Mils for an entire semester

Unions are trying to get rid of tiered wages. Doing the same job shouldn’t result in different pay. So you keep working there and get extra vacation time for your years of service to the company.

Pretty common among Jewish scholars.

Sony and Universal own a pretty decent chunk of Spotify, so they have every incentive to force their artists to stay on the platform.

Doesn’t want his buddy to scratch up the lininng of the bed.

Your parents said the same about you, just as your grandparents said the same aboot your parents

Sure, but others like Santana, Michael Jackson, Sting, Bruce Springsteen, Madonna,Ted Nugent, Ozzy Osborne,Jimmy Buffet, Karen Carpenter, and Neil Young were Baby Boomers. Lots of great music from Baby Boomers

Ok grandma, I’ll come visit you in the home again on Christmas

Clffrd had such potential and i was shocked to see it collapse

I thinkk the main idea behind ad naseum is to drown out any information you leave behind. Basically it hiides your data in a pile of useless and fake data that becomes useless.

Well, i am a single guy living paycheck to paycheck, so buying bulk isn’t really an option. I have a local farmers market that i walk to regularly in the summer, but even that is only a marginal saving compared to the local grocery stores.

Even stir fry. A bag of frozen stir fry mix at Kroger costs $1.79 here. Just a single bell bepper costs 79¢.

Actually, dogs also prolapse their anus. They scoot because their anal glands get backed up and that is the only way they can clear it out.

Felines, meanwhile, are not capable of prolapsing their anus, and instead use their tongues to remove any fecal matter that accumulates.

Horses cant wipe either but they do fine in terms if the smell. The trick is that they have an anus designed to prolapse a few inches so that the feces only ever comes into contact with the rectum and never exterior tissues.

Also, anyone who wanted to leave Twitter, Reddit, or TikTok likely already have

Hate to break it to you, but you are also full of Teflon.

I send a check to my trash service because they want to charge a fee for me to pay online. That requires a stamp, and my mom sends me card a every few months despite us texting regularly.

If the price of rare stamps craters you can always just use the stamp to mail a letter to your friend. They are onysical items with actual scarcity and legit demand from collectors. Loads of people have collected stamps, coins, and baseball cards for decades and even centuries

He’s had a fair bit of cosmetic surgery over the years. Things like hair plugs to jaw fillers

I’ve stipped using dab pens in favor of a one hitter and making my own edibles. I live in a medical state with a recreational state less only an hour away so i’m not worried about my carts being sketchy, but they make it way too easy to get way too baked.