You’re not doing a very good job of selling it, but the concept has merit.

At this moment the scene that comes to mind is Data asking Worf to take care of Spot.

Sonic Adventure 2 on Dreamcast was peak Sonic. Those things in the controller had a minigame within a minigame for extra costumes and food for the chao.

Once had someone call the tech support hotline asking why their computer has a file called dsexchange.exe. They pronounced it D-sex-change and now I can’t unsee it.

Pretty sure that means they’re corporations too.

I’m fine. That’s just my resting face now.

Remember when monitors were so fat you could hide a whole computer inside one?

Good one. Pretty sure I’d die in that water tunnel just like back then.

Is this one of those things we ascribe to adhd now, or just part of the human condition?

My daughter puts them on her hands. HER HANDS!

Yeah they really make you work for this answer.

How else can they get hand jobs?

Sorry I’ll let myself out.

Gold pressed latinum

You do seem talented at expressing yourself in writing. Something there worth exploring?

Yes, basking in blissful ignorance

I don’t know who that is, but somehow I know if I did know, I wouldn’t like this

Oh man, if my kids start fact-checking I’ll have a lit of explaining to do.

Captain destroy the planet

Everyone I have met who rode motorcycles has a story like this. Then they lift up their pant leg or shirt to show you ghastly huge scars.

Enterprise really gets the heart rate up