If you don’t have hundreds of thousands of cat photos. You’re just letting down every one including your cat.

This does look a nice, cozy game.

Don’t mail the fish. All goes a mailroom and no one really sees it or will talk about it outside of the White House.

Toss the chum over the fence. Make it a public spectale so everyone can see it. Hard to ignore a growing pile of chum on the White House lawn. Make the rest of the world talk about how the White House got chummed. Nothing frustrates a fascist faster then being mocked and humilated in public.

Edit: The amount of birds that will show to eat all that chum and then proceed to shit everywhere too.

Thank you.

At this point the groom and his best man, hold hands and declare that the wedding is off, and that they’re off to some russian night club to dance off my toxicity.

Honestly, sounds like you dodge a severe gun shot wound right there. Instead you walked away with a minor gun shot wound.

The insanity that is Yemen will carry us forward.

Yes, cause I operate under Highlander Rules.

Fucking based Samwise McGee.

I’m watching someone fix the rust on their car, sexually.

Somewhere, an ad exec just stiff.

Zero. However I would be interested in seeing anyone in real life. I feel like it would go do in Lemmy history.

If an attractive person wanted me to sell out my country. I have no issues with that. Having loyalty to a country that only cares about billionaires and companies is dumb.

That sounds like a program ripe for abuse.

Thankfully, that will never happen. /heavy amount of sarcasm

Depends on which distro has the most children.

Truly a horrible place to work at it.

Both of my parents told me that several years ago. I haven’t seen them since.

No jelly of the month?

On the behalf of Lemmy. We appreciate you paying the Grinch tax.

“Steven Segal is here to crack some backs in the Adjuster.”

90 minutes of pure Segal sitting in a chair to fight, cuts to body doubles doing all the physical work, and classic Segal “what the fuck” lines.

90s Steven Segal or current Steven Segal?