SantasMagicalComfort

My cats would sell me out for three treats.

I think that’s where I got it from.

I’m old fashioned I get myself an eight ball on Christmas Eve and one tall hooker dressed like Mrs. Claus and one short one dressed like an elf.

Is this Negative First Law of Robotics?

That’s disgusting who would do something like that?

They started off this century pretty strong though.

I’d say it was the '60’s that they started embarrassing themselves which means we have another forty years left.

You think they’re going to last a century?

Should be the decade of humiliation.

Well this won’t make me use it any less because I never do.

Come on a pig wouldn’t fuck that.