The internationally recognized measure of left-right. Not the uniquely American one that’s skewed all to fuck.

There is no left at all in American politics. The closest we’ve gotten is Bernie Sanders. He’s a moderate everywhere but here.

Holy shit guys he almost gets it.

You’re right there dude. Micrometers from figuring it out.

I’m old. And I like physical media. Sue me.

You should buy a copy of Mao’s little red book though.

Leveling system is trash. Economy balance is dogshit.

I don’t care if aliens are real. Of course they exist somewhere. We up jumped apes are not the center of the universe. We’re not even the center of our galaxy. Why they’d be way out here in the galactic boonies. In a nowhere system on the Orion arm. We’re nowhere near Sagittarius A.

Unless they’ve come to take over. To overthrow our evil overlords. I literally don’t care.

Oh. Half of it doesn’t work on Linux. Which isn’t really a big deal.

Never been super into PC gaming. Couldn’t afford to get my foot in the door.

Presidents are kings now. Scrotus said so. Blame them.

My Steam library.

Ministry of Truth?

corpses.

Once dreamed I was a D-Class. They gave me a fully functional Absolute Exclusion Harness from SCP-5000 and made me look at a picture of SCP-096. For shits and giggles I suppose.

Then I had to evade it’s pursuit…It didn’t work. He found me immediately. And he ate me. Whole.

Whichever is closest.

Acetaminophen kills your liver. Ibuprofen melts the glue holding your guts together.

What matters right now is your headache.

It was necessary when we understood nothing. Thats not an excuse we can use anymore.

We have understanding. We have gained knowledge that makes religion meaningless. It did its job, served its purpose. Now its time to grow beyond it.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder as they say.

Takes all kinds.

Not all of us. Some of us hate it more than you do. We are however too poor to actually fucking leave.

I’d love to travel. See the world. Experience cultures instead of look at them longingly thru a screen. Alas, its not an option. Even if I wanted to physically leave I can’t afford to pay to get rid of citizenship and get established somewhere else.

You should pick another distro and become equally as insufferable.

I recommend Mint. Its basically a 1:1 clone of windows from what I recall of using it years and years ago.

Edge only exists to download Firefox.

*Pretending to try

Important distinction. Its an old tried and true election year chestnut they trot out every few years to hoodwink a few idiots. They refuse to use power when they have it, and cry about being unable to do anything when they dont.

inb4 - That they havent packed the court to unfuck Roe negates any point you may conceivably be contriving in the moment you read this. So save your breath.