Can’t steal what’s already stolen.

May it live forever even if they delete the toot: https://web.archive.org/web/20250115165213/https://mastodon.social/@protonprivacy/113833073219145503

Damn right, it’s better than yours

I can teach you, but I’ll have to charge

Career ending? Or career transitioning to an American company or political post?

Except this time, with memers, giffers and shit-posts!

Don’t catch you slippin’ now

As far as I can tell? No, but I just did a search of the onimbus for some keywords. The mental image feels very Adamsish though, doesn’t it? I may have unconsciously plagiarized it from somewhere. Props to you if you can find the source. Maybe it’s a Pratchettian quote? Or Giamanic?

When given a robot voice, all it learned how to do was scream endlessly.

25% off and all I need to do is give up access to my phone and all the info it gathers on me to be monetized and used to manipulate me into spending more?!

Hit that dirty birdie.

Seems like we’re overdue.

agents

No Italian rebel crisis, no more Cato, no more independent Pompeii, Julias Ceaser got married, this Cicero guy really knows how to argue. So much better than the 70s.

interrobang.

I know it’s a real thing, but I still think of a sexy FBI agent every time I see “interrobang”

Right, because that’s a viable option. Worked so well for smart TVs too.

Muad’Dik!

Bought VPN shares and water shipping company shares because they know wasting money on this shit instead of on public infrastructure to provide more reliable clean water is only good for commercial interests.