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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
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If you anger him, Randy might send you to the COD mines.
“Today, social media, tomorrow the world! Muahahahaha!”
What happens if you roll a 1 putting the hamster in the microwave in Maniac Mansion.
He hasn’t yet discovered that he is, in fact, immortal.
The article is over a month old, and was posted like a day or so before the site was back online originally. I only remember because I thought it was hella funny seeing that headline pretty close to other posts about 4chan coming back up.
Nintendo to Palworld’s developers: “Stop! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.”
VIM is the best because once you try it you are unable to quit.
I mean, the new ones do actually have a story. With dialogue and everything. Though I have to agree with Carmack when he said “a story in a video game is as important as a story in a porno.”
The Finals or Rocket League.
The song and dance number Micheal and George do in honor of Henry stealing a lute for them, and also doing their chores in Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2.
I think the term “open world” is mostly meaningless these days. Skyrim, for example, is called an open world game. But… It’s not? At least not by the definition that “open world” originally meant, which literally was just a continuous game world with no loading screens between areas.
Now it just kinda means “game with big outside map.” Unless I can walk into a building without seeing a load screen, I don’t consider it to be truly open world.
Dark Souls is a true open world game, even though it’s not big or has vast open fields, while, again, Skyrim is not because going into a cave, or a house, or even a major city, requires loading a new level, breaking up the world.
(I know he apparently didn’t actually say that. Sssshhhhh)
Just change Miyamoto’s face with Kojima’s. 🤷🏻♂️
After Oblivion, I wonder if they would announce it and release it at the same time, too.
Lance is the best! But it’s also one of the hardest to use effectively.
Look up the actual combos, because most of the games I’ve played in the series do not tell you every single combo you can do in game, and some of them are extremely helpful. Especially with the lance.
It hasnt needed a local connection for a while. I usually play Civilization over it when out of the house.
What more do they need to do besides having Steam Link to let you stream your PC games to your phone?
I don’t have a desk job. 🤷🏻♂️
I also always end up taking a break in the suggested (or rather, the suggested manner back when video games straight up had warnings about playing too long in the manual/splash screens when starting them) when I am playing. Just stand up, walk to the kitchen/bathroom/whatever and look at something other than a screen for like 5-10 minutes every 45-minutes to an hour.
You should be able to do that at work, too. Just stand up, stretch, look at the ceiling/floor. You don’t even have to leave your cubicle/office.
Only one of those looks like any butthole I’ve ever seen. Now I wanna see the buttholes whoever wrote this has seen.
Probably a good idea. Personally, I only assume an article headline is satire when it’s posted to The Onion/Ate The Onion or other communities that are focused on satire as communities like this one are meant for serious stuff. Otherwise it’s assumed to be click/rage bait.