My dad called rootbeer floats “boston coolers” and called BigBoy’s restaurants “Manners”

Im trying to keep boston coolers alive.

Whatever you think is an old person. Im trying to figure out if i say these things.

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

Lol. The throes of death.

When you fall down nobody laughs. Only concern.

At 50 I learned I’d been tying my shoes wrong my entire life.

https://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/grannyknot.htm

Hello fellow boglehead. Im happy i learned this at a young age, a long time ago.

Only one way to stop and i don’t recommend it.

Weight: smol

Corner Gas

And on any day of the year!

If you show up to my house in a costume, you’re getting candy at any age.

The dog. The dog ate it.

Johnny Rose thinks it would work.

Buy a fat book.

That John Denver was full of shit!

We call it the Master Nacho. It is to be enjoyed by the Nacho creator.

Makes us all our hearts.

Well bless his melted heart.

Pinterest just started out fully enshittified. Never had its glory years.

Counter argument: stupid gross banana strings.