Does for 96% of the market lol
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I use Windows because it just works
Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.eeto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What is one relatively unknown thing that your country does much better than elsewhere, but that most people don't know about?2·6 months agoI lived in Paris for a year, speak french and respect people who work extremely difficult jobs in the most tourist-heavy city on the planet
I think I met three or four grumpy cunts in that year. Considering everything, that’s a miniscule percentage
Bear in mind these people aren’t being false-nice. They don’t rely on tips to feed their kids
Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.eeto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What is one relatively unknown thing that your country does much better than elsewhere, but that most people don't know about?62·6 months agoWho complains the most about the so-called french “attitude”?
Brits and Yanks, the ones that think cleaners and waiters are beneath them and need to dance to earn tips
Makes sense
Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.eeto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What is one relatively unknown thing that your country does much better than elsewhere, but that most people don't know about?291·6 months agoFrance - treating people the same no matter what they do for a living.
It’s really nice to be respected even if you’re a cleaner or a bin man, and very much deserved
Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.eeto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What is one relatively unknown thing that your country does much better than elsewhere, but that most people don't know about?31·6 months agoHold on, I’ll phone the Romans and ask them why they didn’t make the pont du Gard wheelchair accessible
Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.eeto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What is one relatively unknown thing that your country does much better than elsewhere, but that most people don't know about?2·6 months agoIn my dad’s era, a bit of crumpet was something completely different
I love monkey puzzle trees! They look like they’d be so easy to climb
I don’t like trying to climb them though
A pendantii
Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.eeto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•The Science Behind Your Home's Power Needs: Understanding Electrical Load Calculations1·6 months agoWhat’s the resistance of fuckin SPAM in ohms?
See?
The “whilst obvious hyperbole” bit is the clue. The two situations/comments/opinions are just examples, never happened and never will
It wouldn’t have mattered what examples I’d made up, someone like you would come along and go “wELL aKShULLy”
Fucksake!
There was one user that was constantly creating communities for Japanese cartoons
Fuck me it was like swatting flies, but then I realised I should just block the user!
Ta-dah, no more suspiciously-pseudo-pedo shit cluttering up my “all”
Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.eeto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What trendy or meme word do you actually like or find funny?41·6 months agoTo be honest, “citrussy” just means “We’re not very good at making beer yet so we just chucked hops at it until it was drinkable and called it craft”
They’re the same types that appear in comment threads with contradictory arguments to literally fucking anything -
“We should save the whales”
“Yes but my cousin got splashed by a whale on a boat trip as a toddler and now has a terrible phobia that makes her wheeze whenever she sees one. Do you want that, is that what you want?”
“We should plan walkable cities”
“OH MY GOD SHES IN A WHEELCHAIR TOO DO YOU ONLY EVER THINK ABOUT YOURSELF YOU ABLEIST”
😂
My theory is that they’re just unbelievably bo-o-o-o-oring, humourless people with nothing to add to a conversation but a desperate need for attention
As much as I despise the fat-tongued mockney, Jamie Oliver’s website is the only one I’ve seen that has the ingredients and method on two tabs so you can flick between them
Dunno why they’re not all like that
Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.eeto Technology@lemmy.ml•Get It Together, Intel: Core Ultra 9 285K CPU Review - GamersNexus27·6 months agoDoes that bellend only have one fucking thumbnail?
Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.eeto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What is a creepy or weird fact that would scare even the bravest person?32·6 months agoIt’s an intercultural joke from where I’m from.
I’m sorry that you’re so bo-o-o-ring that you can neither appreciate nor spontaneously produce humour, and that you have to resort to pretending to be morally superior to try to get attention for yourself by randomly calling people racists like some sort of yank
Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.eeto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What is the strangest shower thought you've had?5·6 months agoThe hot tub effect.
People go on holiday, use a tub and decide they simply must have one at home
Then find out they’re just a gigantic pain in the arse that guzzles electric
Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.eeto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What is a creepy or weird fact that would scare even the bravest person?48·6 months agoAre you simply dying to be offended on someone else’s behalf darling? Sweety?
Pour yourself a large G&T, poppet, there’s a dear
Downvotes duh