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I knew Douglas Adams was wrong!

What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?

There are many, but my current bugbear is the wireless Apple mouse. It has a built in rechargeable battery and and a tiny little port for you to plug the recharging cable in. The port is mounted on the bottom of the mouse rendering it useless while it’s being charged. I guess it’s to make it look nicer but it’s so stupid.

That’s why you should just drink it straight from the bottle box.

FTFY

You’ve got to be very careful when you’re chopping the garlic.

Company: But you can finish work half an hour earlier this Friday, or stay and enjoy free pizza on us! Half a slice per person, max. No fancy toppings.

And the name of that Albert Einstein…?

You can say Berlinican, Berlinese, or Berlinish.

You won’t be right but you can say them.

Sir, yes sir!

Came here for the pipe.

The fuck is Nostr? I can’t keep up.

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The best alternative is to take off and nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

Just head down to the basement, find the circuit breakers for your building and flip them all to off for 10 seconds. That usually gets you out of Vi.

Vi/Vim - had it on every computer I’ve owned or used since about 1991.

I like boats. Plus I’m a billionaire now.

The problem is that it’s so much money that you can clear out the inventory of almost anything you would buy while only chewing a few percent off the bankroll.

I shop at Burgess.

Tomb Raider on OG PlayStation.

I remember walking around after pretty much a solid day of playing and just seeing buildings in terms of which ones Lara / I could climb.

Pedantry: it putter not potter.

Confidently wrong.