Hank

It hits all criteria for me to define it as a sandwich. I can eat it and I can stick my dick in it.

A baby is also a sandwich.

I never read it but there’s a great post about it on r/hobbydrama.

Since most of us can’t afford retirement this should make a comeback.
Or we push billionaires down a cliff and use that money to take care of the elderly.

I thought you summon Nova Scotians with ‘smokes, let’s go’.

Generalizing anyone who argues against tankies as neolibs isn’t portraying the situation correctly.

Are we talking about exploding heads or hexbear this time?

They’re not called aromatics for nothing.

Now the entire apartment smells like oil, gas and other carcinogenic chemicals.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sugary_drinks_portion_cap_rule

I was inspired by american lawmaking.

And it’s not only america that is discussing restrictions on unhealthy food.

https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/restricting-promotions-of-products-high-in-fat-sugar-or-salt-by-location-and-by-volume-price/restricting-promotions-of-products-high-in-fat-sugar-or-salt-by-location-and-by-volume-price-implementation-guidance

https://notesfrompoland.com/2023/08/24/poland-bans-sale-of-energy-drinks-to-under-18s/

Btw, around 100k Americans die of diabetes. While smoking (which is restricted in various ways) kills 500k Americans this is the combined number of smoke related deaths diabetes is one of many food related health conditions.

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/exclusive-us-diabetes-deaths-top-100000-second-straight-year-federal-panel-urges-2022-01-31/#:~:text=Jan%2031%20(Reuters)%20%2D%20More,the%20fight%20against%20HIV%2FAIDS.

I’m too lazy to format my links right now but as you see there are references that similar measures are taken in the US and internationally.

Btw, I never claimed you have to stop shoving whatever disgusting crap you consider edible into your food hole. You’re free to do whatever you want. I just suggested that you’d have to buy multiple portions instead of one so you might have the opportunity to reflect your gluttonous abuse of your own body as I do think producers are marketing their products in an unethical way.

Old is correct.

We weren’t poor I just annoyed my poor mom to get me cereals because of the toys.

It can stay but I’d like to restrict the packaging size of highly processed food and food that’s otherwise extremely unhealthy.
For example breakfast cereal. Wtf? How does that even exist? Why was I allowed to eat a fucking bowl of that in the morning as a child?

Rauchbier is such an experience. For anyone who gets the opportunity to try one: get two. You’ll need to drink one to get used to it and another to really enjoy it.

I like em but not enough to justify the amount of calories I’m ingesting. There’s better food for cheat days imo.

I’m not a fan of healthy young people using e-bikes but the speed argument is in bad faith. To hit 20mph for more than a short moment you have to be a fit, experienced rider unless you have a fancy race bike which is tricky to ride and will massively limit where you can ride, the comfort and safety for anyone who doesn’t basically live on their bike.

I’m not a nerd.

I have no idea what my parents are up to in the bedroom but I hope they’re having fun.

That sucked.

OPs mom swallows billions of -9 months old children.

Hey that’s not how it works. You have to double down and insult me.

Jokes aside I hope you get some well deserved rest on the weekend.