It was like the wild West, but instead of slinging guns, we were slinging insults. It was a good time if you were fast on the draw… Partner.

My parents aren’t perfect. But they are amazing people. And excellent parents.

But I’ll still never ever forgive my mother for giving away my ps1 and all my games.

I used to do this when my Xbox 360 mic was messing up.

You scared the poor little guy.

This image is the oldest thing on my hard drive. June 16 2008

Then why are you commenting?

He was in prison at the time.

I’m tempted to make an alt for this but whatever let’s go. Years ago when I was 14 or 15 I had an older online boyfriend buy me a vibrator. Never really got to use it as I was too inexperienced.

I had stashed it under my bed in a bag for a portable DVD player. Anyway I come home from school one day and the manual for the DVD player in sitting on my bed. I check, the bag is gone.

Nothing else of value is gone but 2 aa batteries from my Xbox controller and only one of two from the family remote. The vibrator used 3 batteries. So some freak stole my vibrator with plans of using it.

I lost all my mined Bitcoin in 2013 because my niece downloaded “free_robux.exe”

Killed abandoned mods for money.

Confidently incorrect.

Save games.

Gaslight them. And Apologize for bullying them.

Oof this one hits close to home.

Both sides have always been bad?

The assumption is the towels would be there to be sold. That seems less wasteful then having fake towels to advertise real ones.

How is it less waste?

Ok? How much time does this realistically save, 3-5 seconds? Isn’t worth the possible gruesome injury.

Lmao right?

Wow. I haven’t even thought about ceiling cat in like fifteen years.