What a thin skinned little bitch.

Cooking. Took a tray out of the oven and put in on the top. Turned to grab a spatula and caught the edge of the tray with the loose end of the oven glove.

As it slid off the top my dumb ass quickly grabbed for it with my ungloved hand, missed, and just pressed the searing hot tray into my stomach and thighs.

Two pies on the floor, that while I was whimpering in the cold shower upstairs, the dog ate.

That’s why you should all do one each.

Rod of animal control: it only works on dogs and it only makes them follow you and perform basic actions like sit and give paw.

On closer inspection it’s just a chew treat

It will be eaten if the dog gets a hold of it

Yeah, but those missiles in the ocean were THREATENING people who have MONEY. The Palestinian children don’t have any money.

So I’m sure you can see the conundrum here for world leaders

(/s. Just in case, hard to know these days)

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• Bluetooth when I’m connecting to a speaker

• Bluetooth staying connected to my car when I’m 3 streets away

Nice try Boeing, you’re not going to get me that easily

If you want to be the Cutlery Colossus then you can

I want to play my character, not just play towards whatever the optimal setup is

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I went to his profile and updated 3 other posts to reward him for this

The article seems to suggest a change on the Google search algo and how Reddit pumps the SEO is to blame as it’s showing up in search rankings above other more relevant results.

I’m assuming “traffic” here is individual page visits, which would shoot up if people are just pulling up one page from a “how do I do X” type of search. I doubt this boost is coming from people sticking around, but I’m sure that’s not how Reddit will spin it.

“someone told me that the cold war never really ended, but my cousin Lucy went to Turkey on holiday last year and she said it was really hot and she got sunburnt, so has it ended or is the cold war only happening where it’s snowed?”

The Jan 6 insurrection was both Antifa leftwing crisis actors and also patriotic Americans doing the right thing.

Warhammer 40k : Boltgun is an absolute blast if you like your doom-esq shooters. Showing as 80% off, but I don’t know how that’s going to show in other regions

9 reasons GTA fans OUTRAGED by new trailer. Number 7 will make you cum in your pants