The slave trade alone, jayzus…

At this stage why would anyone trust a hand-held communication device with any connection to Israel?

Heavy Metal. It’s so excited to show you all its cool stuff!

Great Expectations. I actually developed a liking of Dickens from school, I don’t get the “sentimentality” arguments people make about his writing, a lot of his stories are rawand visceral critiques of Victorian Britain.

Thermal printer. I play a lot of tabletop rpgs and wargames and it helps having the ability to print out handouts without worrying about how much ink I have left!