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safetygunfatpopcorn@fanaticus.social to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

Apple being... Apple!

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Apple being... Apple!

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safetygunfatpopcorn@fanaticus.social to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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    You need a special straw to snort it

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      Subscription to that special straw

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        Yeah, but it comes with the new U2 album.

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          deleted by creator

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      Places straw in ear.

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      And the Mighty Razor to cut lines.

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    False, the bag would be severely overengineered and somehow have connectivity with AirTags

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      iPhones are engineered? I thought you had to hold them properly for them to work?

      Something something rectangle inside a rectangle with rounded corners.

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        Those iPhone 4’s had a milled stainless chassis. They were very much engineered. Just not engineered to make calls.

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    Wheels for a MacPro tower cost $700.

    What makes you think Apple’s drugs would be 1/5th the price?

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      Yeah this is what I don’t get. If the prices were the other way round, and the bag contained only a few grains, then it would make sense to me.

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        The bag is separate, it doesn’t include the drugs. You have to buy both

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      Do you need a little help with the maths?

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        Yes?

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          1 + 1 = 2

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            Ahh, I thought the logo in the bag was made out of smokable designer crack.

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    Note: the bag is paired to it’s contents. Reusing an old bag will destroy it’s new contents.

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      4999 sounds like a good deal compared to the 999 sample

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    There hallucinogens have ads in the trips

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      is google

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        And MS

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    The desk in dopamine

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