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pH3ra@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

The only thing this story misses is an eagle somewhere

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The only thing this story misses is an eagle somewhere

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pH3ra@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • unalivejoy@lemm.ee
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    2 years ago

    The story implies she shot herself. Fat kills.

    • balderdash@lemmy.zip
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      Gun’s dont kill people. Sentient fat rolls kill people. Stay away from food kids

      • theFibonacciEffect@feddit.de
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        2 years ago

        Stay away from wheat and wheat byproducts

    • Eheran@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      Indeed. What is up with that?

      • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe
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        The person you are most likely to kill with your guns is yourself.

        • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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          Not if I kill that bastard first!

          • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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            The only thing that can stop a bad self with a gun is a good self with a gun.

            • unalivejoy@lemm.ee
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              My ego won’t let me.

          • balderdash@lemmy.zip
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            Shit, had to delete my comment because you posted this first. Fucking hell

          • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe
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            That’ll teach him to ruin my life!

        • balderdash@lemmy.zip
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          deleted by creator

    • HornyOnMain [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      iirc she left the safety off and it went off accidentally and grazed her as well as someone else

  • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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    Title reminds me of this one - https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/the-most-american-movie

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    no open carry? what is this? the soviet union?

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      You joke, but these are the same people who think being banned from a server is “censorship”. The joke will become reality, again.

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    Did she even know it was there?

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      deleted by creator

  • Mothra@mander.xyz
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    If it’s missing an eagle somwhere, I don’t want to know where, just leave it OP thanks

    • Frozengyro@lemmy.world
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      Needs a ‘she’s suing them for negligence.’

    • _stranger_@lemmy.world
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      That victim’s name? Landeagle Walmart.

    • pH3ra@lemmy.mlOP
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      But I already got the cage… Come on…

  • lichtmetzger@feddit.de
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    Here I am

    Rock you like a Murican

    • thepoaster@lemmy.ml
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      10/10

  • Andrew@mander.xyz
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    Is there a new season or I forgot this episode?

    • LittleYellowDigger@lemm.ee
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      I think it’s the one where they’re on the toy train that north got for Christmas or something like that

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      You forgot this episode, or at least this part. It’s a season 4 episode, Never Rocking Morty.

  • son_named_bort@lemmy.world
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    No, that’s too American.

  • AliOski@feddit.nl
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    And some explosions of course and the USA’s national anthem earrape

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    CACAW! ♬ Oooonward toooo, the danger zoooone ♬

  • ChrisLicht@lemm.ee
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    2 years ago

    https://imgflip.com/i/7xhayr

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