The story implies she shot herself. Fat kills.
Gun’s dont kill people. Sentient fat rolls kill people. Stay away from food kids
Stay away from wheat and wheat byproducts
Indeed. What is up with that?
The person you are most likely to kill with your guns is yourself.
Not if I kill that bastard first!
The only thing that can stop a bad self with a gun is a good self with a gun.
My ego won’t let me.
Shit, had to delete my comment because you posted this first. Fucking hell
That’ll teach him to ruin my life!
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iirc she left the safety off and it went off accidentally and grazed her as well as someone else
Title reminds me of this one - https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/the-most-american-movie
no open carry? what is this? the soviet union?
You joke, but these are the same people who think being banned from a server is “censorship”. The joke will become reality, again.
Did she even know it was there?
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If it’s missing an eagle somwhere, I don’t want to know where, just leave it OP thanks
Needs a ‘she’s suing them for negligence.’
That victim’s name? Landeagle Walmart.
But I already got the cage… Come on…
Here I am
Rock you like a Murican
10/10
Is there a new season or I forgot this episode?
I think it’s the one where they’re on the toy train that north got for Christmas or something like that
You forgot this episode, or at least this part. It’s a season 4 episode, Never Rocking Morty.
No, that’s too American.
And some explosions of course and the USA’s national anthem earrape
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