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Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

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Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • floral_toxicity@lemmy.world
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    At least they didn’t ask for a dirty martini.

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      deleted by creator

      • Butters@lemmywinks.com
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        Reminds me of that old joke: What’s the difference between a dirty martini and a chickpea?

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          Idk, what?

          • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca
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            Nobody is going to pay hundreds of dollars to have a martini on their face.

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    Ahhh dry martinis. How can you drink a giant shot of straight gin/vodka without being judged? Chill it down and put it in a fancy glass.

    Pro vermouth gang here. I prefer my martini slippery wet.

    • PolydoreSmith@lemmy.world
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      I’ll do you one better. I was once at an airport bar and I heard a man order a martini without vermouth. It haunted me for days.

    • darkfiremp3@beehaw.org
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      And olives!

    • MaybeItWorks@sh.itjust.works
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      This comment made me understand why people drink martinis. I still don’t want one, though.

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      Yeah, just chill the vodka. Also, do NOT chill the hunter master. It is an herbal liqueur and is amazing when sipped.

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        I’ve had it both room temp and frozen. I still prefer it frozen. Am I a heathen?

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    You’ve got to use the Martini that was made with dehydrated water from the Great Nef desert.

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    You would need a lot of dry ice to make a dry martini. So yes, we can’t have (drink) a dry martini or dry wine and we do not rest in the restroom usually.

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      You never go to the toilet just to sleep a bit? What a weirdo.

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        Next thing you know they’re going to tell us that they drive on the Parkway and park on the driveway… Or that you’re not allowed to run on runways.

        Pfft. That person is ridiculous.

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    Bartender: Okay let me get my desiccator.

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