A friend of mine referred to his nose as his “beak” and I was like, I can use that. What other funny names can I use for my aging body parts?
A friend of mine referred to his nose as his “beak” and I was like, I can use that. What other funny names can I use for my aging body parts?
Call your penis a pecker or a schlong
Call your nose your beak obviously that ones great
Fingers/hands can be called paws, mits, grippers or grabbers, possibly claws or talons
You can call your knees and elbows “the ol hinges”
Obviously your feet should be called hooves or roots
Your belly can be called the incenerator or the disposall
Your hair is a mane
Your eyes are peepers