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ekZepp@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago

Disintegrate

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Disintegrate

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ekZepp@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • Queue@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Can’t wait until he just dies from his own incompetence.

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      “I’m sick of the government telling me to breathe. I’m done!”

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        If one person he is insanely focused on made a joke about him breathing too much, and they saw people laughing at it, he would. Instantly without second thought, because he never had a first thought.

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        Unfortunately you really can’t kill yourself by just “not breathing” if you’re surrounded by air. You’ll just pass out.

        Helium though that’ll do it

        • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world
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          And you’ll sound funny on the way out. I see this as a win-win.

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      Like sort of an Oceangate scenario in one of his rockets? Minus the civilian casualties

      • Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca
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        Nah, rockets are too hard, there are competent engineers there.

        I’m thinking crushed by a cybertruck tailgate, or run over by “autopilot”.

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      Maybe he’ll pull a Jobs

  • half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world
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    Did you hear Elon died from ligma?

    • mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      What’s Elon?

      • blindbunny@lemmy.ml
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        Ligma balls

        • kingthrillgore@lemmy.ml
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          NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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          deleted by creator

          • JoshCodes@programming.dev
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            Joe mama

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              What’s Joe?

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