The trick with that test is that they’re not looking to see whether you can do it. They know you can’t. They’re looking to see whether you think you can. If you show signs of believing it’s possible, that’s probable cause for a search. If you believe you actually pulled it off, you’re drunk.
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I actually just started learning C++ today.
If Lovecraft were alive today one of his stories would start with this line.
Just not that one
- Job security
- its not COBOL
I spent way too long wondering what it could possibly mean to deduct your mortgage from your rent.
A white with basalt? How gauche.
Pick it up after he throws it and throw it back!
mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•KB, MB, GB, and TB are all part of the metric system. What empirical measurements should we Free™️ Americans use for computer memory?2·1 year agoOr maybe metric should measure in Hartleys
Epic rap battles of capitalism
I’m so glad all those emails don’t go to waste
If he ever dies I fully expect this dialog to appear
The DNC is Lucy 100% but Bernie is the football