Russia is not communist, though?

I know the police cause you trouble, They cause trouble everywhere, But when you die and go to Heaven, You’ll find no policemen there.

– Woodie Guthrie, ca. 1944

I hate to break it to you – but we’re already here.

Oh god, imagine USB-A’ing your electrical outlets.

*shudders in german*

Pick that up!

FOR KARL!!!

I work in an office, that’s the bare minimum here.

Hiring me has many benefits!

• does work
• shows up
• takes average amount of toilet brakes
• rarely breaks things
• fucks up only on accident

THIS IS HOW YOUR FREE COFFEE AND WATER “BENEFITS” FUCKING SOUND!!

My phone recognises touch inputs I do with my knuckles. Knock for screenshot, knock with two knuckles for screen record, and draw an S shape with my knuckle to start a scroll shot.

This is fantastic.

Samesies. Will also be one of the harder things to cut out. I have GER/EN/UA and it works very well, apart from some capitalisation errors.

I need help

I gonna get a second monitor, second keyboard, second mouse and dual wield those elder scrolls.

Former War Thunder Player Here. I feel your pain.

I’m sorry.

On paper D&D 5e and Pathfinder 2e.

On PC Darktide, Ready Or Not and Satisfactory.

“This circus better be enough to calm your woes, peasants, otherwise we have 40 metric tons of high explosive on stand by.”

I don’t think he’ll be missed.

I am right now sitting in the foyer of my new job waiting for first day orientation to start and I am already cursing the fact that I had to get up so early and go across the entire city just to not die.

Why is the scream guy wearing fantasy leather armour?