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Cake day: February 14th, 2024

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  • My current work is going through this

    They dropped an open system we used but the team managing the new one is so bureaucratic and disconnected from the people actually doing work it’s ridiculous.

    They reject every proposal/change unless it’s 100% perfect. I had a project delayed by four weeks because I didn’t end single line docstrings with periods. They didn’t review the substance of the pr, they just commented on the docstrings and stopped as if the rest had no merit. It was two weeks between review cycles, so it took three cycles to actually fix what could have been one.

    That whole team is just clearly a make work program. They nitpick and bike shed on every issue. But they aggressively document all the make work they do so they look super busy and important to the execs.

    I just want to get work done, but instead it’s a Sisyphean effort.


  • I think Postgres could win the MisSql pageant

    Snowflake and DuckDB would be up there doing 10 different talents, then Postgres would just stand there and say “uh huh, I do that too” to thunderous applause!

    SQLite would win the swimsuit competition but then struggle with concurrent writes during talent show and get disqualified. The judges would always get its name wrong.

    Big query would get caught copying Snowflake and bribing the judges. Presto/Trino would require a full team to get dressed for the costume contest and miss the event.

    MySQL wouldn’t win any single event, but would get high scores all around for unknown reasons.

    MongoDB would be at the front desk trying to convince the judges to let it enter, and while doing that would accidentally drop a suitcase filled with business and government secrets.


  • I think I’m very much a generalist, but the areas in deep on I’m much deeper than others.

    But that means as companies get bigger they want more specialists and i end up less valuable as I’m just filling in gaps.

    Makes finding those good companies harder, but I’m more valuable to small companies than hiring 3-4 people, so I can command good pay.