turtlesareneat

Go on one of the coupon websites and see what the patterns are, a lot of sites do like SPRING26 which means you can predict to a degree. But they’re getting a lot more careful now as people do this, some websites are just random codes now.

Tall stoner here

Y’all our foreign policy towards Israel hasn’t changed in the last 65 years. Yes, both sides serve them.

So we have to strip that out of the system, since burning the system down doesn’t seem feasible.

Which party do you think is most likely to see the light on them… hmm

Methamphetamine has entered the chat

Well thank god there are no stories out there about AI wanting to kill humans

Honestly a heated bidet is better. Now I’m not saying give up bathroom breaks - smoke a J in there, or go wander in a park for a while. But my bunghole only appears when there’s an oscillating jet of 100* water ready to blast it spotless.