“Oh no, not again.” -Bowl of Petunias

Nuh-uh! Dread is a judge!

Vaginal shied or pinch of spice, but when to use which?

So heavy it broke the chain, streets ahead.

Je suis une fermier de paumplemousse et j’aime faire de l’apinisme.

PEMDAS is common. It stands for Parentheses, Exponents, Multiplication/Division, Addition/Subtraction. PEMDAS is often expanded to the mnemonic “Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally” in schools.

It’s a trap!

Edge is Chromium, based on Chrome.

Mastah Ace would approve of edge.

Invoke-Webrequest “https://www.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/new/” -Outfile c:\temp\firefoxinstaller.exe

Yeah, just don’t read that lore from here: https://kirby.fandom.com/wiki/Kirby

My head hurts from bad writing.

EDIT: Shit, now I got it, they’re related in 12s, like in dousens… why, WHY!

Haha, if only.

Distance

-12 inches = 1 foot

-3 feet = 1 yard

-22 yards = 1 chain

-10 chains = 1 furlong

-8 furlongs = 1 mile

Weights

-16 drams = 1 oz

-16 oz = 1 pound

-14 pounds = 1 stone

-8 stone = 1 hundredweight = 112 lb

-20 hundredweight = 1 ton

Volume

-20 fluid oz = 1 pint

-8 pints = 1 gallon

See, we told you it was easy!

Moles are real, not invented by science!

Going down stairs and it’s creaking leather. Like an old belt being twisted.

“No sir, I didn’t like it”

-Mr. Horse

Something tells me you would like the Love, Death, and Robots episode “The Very Pulse of the Machine”.