Scrof

Then don’t pack food, get some vitamins, you won’t die. It’s physically impossible I think not to poop if you eat anything at all and I wouldn’t recommend forcing a constipation as it can cause you more harm than it’s worth.

Canned tuna. It’s very dry and almost all protein so most of it gets absorbed by the body and you’ll be pooping neat little bricks.

Sounds exactly like typical sensationalist bs science like all other carbon capture projects.

Jesus… Not exactly seaworthy is it?

Good thinking.