Madam Suspicionarson was all they could afford.

I will say that some grandmas know how to party.

Someone digging a hole in their yard.

Classic Terry

It’s like saying “hit me!” on a 20. You’re gonna lose, but it’s kinda fun.

So like, we’ll like, put a bomb in like this shell, and like Fidel will see it and like, dive for it….and explode. -CIA Meeting minutes

Do not the French onion soup.

Here’s the deal Notepad, we can’t trust MS Word to remove all the nonsense.

I wish they had some kind of iron chef for microwaves.

I might become a nudist just to get out of folding the laundry.

Oh wow! Goth eldar! I’m sure nothing bad will happen.

If someone wanted to pick me up (romantically or spiritually), a Tesla tank would do quite nicely.

The “step” is always super emphasized, likely due to the porn legal team on site staring daggers into the actors.

Fries are placed on the plate.
(Laugh track)
Ketchup is poured on the plate.
(Laugh track)
Plate explodes.
(Laugh track with applause)

I saw PVC pipe on the roof.

“PVC pipe is only used deep down in the whatchamacallit. Hardware store reactors don’t explode.”

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Rizzo’s discount burial shredding! You dead ‘em, we shred ‘em.

Batussy

I also feel that people here are much nicer, and willing to engage with content. Even tiny communities usually make pretty great posts.

This guy is all set to rock out with his cock out.