Their social feed is plaque.

How else is the South supposed to rise again, though?

As his final form, sure, but who could possibly pull off portraying the li’l crusty taint-smear in his early nepo-reich youth days, etc.?

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Hunh. I guess Huntsville doesn’t get much poetic irony around them thar parts.

Hey, man. Ya know? If, like, weed’s a “crime”? Then, hey. Like, woodshop was totally my “gateway drug” fershurr.

Just pass it leftwise, Furd. I mean… It ain’t a mic, man. Damn.

You right, you right, tho. Yup. Facts.

Democracy©

Those two deserve each other, and I wish them every happiness. 🤪🖕🏼😂

I raise. Szechuan.

Aside from the likelihood of this outing my account, I once had a first date at a renowned noodle house in town, and the surprise rarity of the single table in the front window (converted Victorian, alcove). We order, make small talk, I think it’s going great — until movement in the corner of my right eye out the window draws me to watch, in the middle of her sentence, a full-grown adult male climb onto the hood of the parallel parked car and proceed to empty his thrice-cursed bowels onto it like he was putting out a chemical fire.

I recall being unable to look away and catching her attention drift toward my view at the same time the waiter arrived with our lunches, only to table them with an “Uhm. Well.” and ghost.

So, not exactly “at another table”, but the whole place has front row seats, so 🤷🏽‍♂️

Cedar Point is an easy concession 🙇🏽‍♂️

Ohio.

I gotta say: I love this. It’s super late, but I’ll come back with a story or two. 🕸️🐈‍⬛🦇🖤💀🌚🎃👻

Talk about planted.

Does marriage count?

/s

Doesn’t answer the question, but same.

So, cubed with a flap.

If those two like pancakes, and who doesn’t, that’d be a flap for the flapjack cats to nab 'em.

It’s kittens all the way down‽

FWIW (overlooking the privacy issues w/ using Google, yes), you can generally add a + followed by <a string of your choosing> between your <email account name> and the “@gmail.com” to somewhat filter results internally (and maybe even tag the source of your email getting leaked/sold. /my2¢