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Cake day: November 3rd, 2024

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  • Well, I am doing pretty well for myself in a combination of IT, geophysics, and offshore/ship stuff… but when things aren’t going my way at work I still conclude that it’s t8me to get the necessary licenses to finally become a crane driver.

    I’ve driven a lot of cranes (ships cranes, mostly), but I’m talking about those huge tower cranes - chilling alone at the top, and once in a while someone calls you on the radio, needing something lifted from A to B. Seems chill as fuck, and no searoll to worry about either.



  • Well, cavemen also need tech support, just a different kind of tech.

    Gork: “Stick go thud. I want go stab”
    Pepsison: “Have you tried rebooting it?”
    Gork: “?”
    Pepsison: “Sorry, old habit” Sharpens his spear “try it now”
    Gork: “Gork happy. Gork bring you mammoth”

    And with Gork happy I’m sure he can help you find the right twigs twine and logs to make a primitive cart. Soon you and Gork can haul all the mammoth you’d ever need.