What a Clint

So it was chartreuse.

“White knight” indicates an unstated intent to build a reputation to eventually earn rewards.

Some of us just don’t want to start shit.

I raise my wine glass and say “to OP, for making a post with an ambiguous title.”

F French toast, M waffles, K pancakes

Just because you don’t understand a type of discussion does not make it a shitpost.

FMK is a pretty common way to talk about comparative opinions.

Fuck is shorthand for “I’ll have it once more”

Marry is shorthand for “I’ll have it for the rest of my life”

Kill is shorthand for “I’ll be ok never having it”

So, which of the three would you put in each of those categories? No doubling up.

Not kill?

Ah, a fellow husband

Take an undershirt you’re not wearing, get it soaking wet, drape it around your neck

I wish you good luck in escaping their influence.

“I couldn’t get anything done when I had a sexy AI assistant because she was too distracting” takes up much less than two pages

Earth: The Biography

How The Earth Changed History

What happened to make you finally accept that the sky is green?

I read “Mother is arrested” and thought it was referring to Mike Pence’s wife

Let me guess. Someone stole your thousands of cheese wheels?

Well, reddit was showing signs of going more authoritarian, so the people who aren’t into that came here.