Even worse than a pizza party.

How dare you have fun with something I don’t enjoy.

I lock my kids away in the cupboard under the stairs.

I’ve been trying to hammer this point home.

I wish devs would wake up and create a default easy mode sign-up for the fediverse with an option to click “advanced sign-up” if you choose to do so.

The easy mode would just automatically assign an instance based upon some algorithm.