Ohhh – was trying to remember where I knew the small of your back from
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lars@lemmy.worldto Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•ZeroVer: Cutting-edge software versioning for minimalists2·2 years agoBecause git doesn’t require, but could definitely benefit from, empty initial commits, my go-to is:
git init git commit -m='🌳 root commit' --allow-empty git tag v0.0.0 -am='' git add -A git commit -m='✨ initial commit' git tag v0.0.1 -am=''
which is completely Nver- and Y2K-compliant
Size is a fad. Just ask David.
Like most people who sleep with men, I think all dicks are worthy
lars@lemmy.worldto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Would you take a cheap and effective once-a-day anti-aging pill? What if it were a suppository?101·2 years agoI don’t have anything against the straights. I’m not a heterophobe – I’m a real cool dude — but when those people talk about not washing their asses, it’s only natural for us to feel a little bit of heterophobia against their lifestyle.
lars@lemmy.worldto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Would you take a cheap and effective once-a-day anti-aging pill? What if it were a suppository?2·2 years agoSo… yes? We could put both in?
Still better than its actual etymology
What part of Montana is Missoula in?
Have you heard of Joe Biden? Well, his left eye.
my USB-i’s are up here
Wait, has the algorithm finally begun to serve us ?!
Despite Him having:
- known you’d be born in ≈2000 years
- known He was dying for sins He defined and you commit, which He also knew and did nothing to prevent
- having had the audacity to whine to His Dad when He unal*ved both a God and Himself in an act of auto‑sui‑dei‑but-also-somehow-fili‑cide-by-cop by and through the innocent hands of local law enforcement, our boys in blue, whom I still salute when I’m driving, and while those closest to Him, who were Jewish, could do nothing but listen to the moaning you are responsible for, but which He chose to endure
- been surprised that His dad forgot about Him,
I believe He’d be surprised if there weren’t Oily/Annointed/Christ Josh/Jesus fanfics of a charismatic 33-year-old, may peace be upon Him, taking it both ends, my son.
If US Christians are making it up as they go and seeing whatever they wanna see in the Bible, then I call upon you, my child, to announce your submission to the Parable of Jesus the Whore of the Theater and the Christ.
lars@lemmy.worldto Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•And I thought that I had already seen the worst date format.4·2 years agoSatan up early this morning
Niiice. The entire Fediverse – especially my home instance – has been hitting that defederate button waaay too often lately.
Does this also mean you end up with copies of abusive media on your server?
Does that mean you’re not impacted by any defederations and can subscribe to whatever you want?
I’m liking all the comments saying that [even despite its strong decline in quality], Google’s results are still much better than others’. I’ve been moving around a lot to other search engines lately and thought I’ve been doing something wrong.