Weird, I didn’t know people pronounced it dye-cals /s

Saying we’re trying out a new process every sprint while doing the same thing we always have

I create tech demos to trick venture capitalists into paying my boss to keep this farce going

If you think that’s bad don’t look at the auto industry. Everything is propped up by duct tape and regulations. But mostly regulations.

That sounds a lot like the US constitution, amirite?

Please save me from this waking nightmare

Straight? How vanilla

Not pictured: the giant, shitty looking pile of rubble under them.

They just blasted chunks off the mountain and left the mess behind

Everywhere I’ve worked has been the last 4 combined.

This is actually how I maintain my weight. I use my laziness to my advantage by only keeping food I have to cook first in the house.

I’ve lost some weight recently because my oven’s thermometer broke and I haven’t felt like fixing it so now I can’t even heat up tendies and frozen pizzas. People have been asking if I’ve been working out. Nope, I’m just too lazy to eat

Is it one of those internet “facts” like the eating spiders in your sleep one?

Many technologies lived and died based on what the gooners chose, e.g. VHS vs betamax. I welcome them

Office job but working my way up to a dumpster life

The compiler grows on you after a bit and generally if you’re fighting it, it’s trying to prevent you from shooting yourself in the foot. I’ve heard it depends on what languages you’re coming from. Most of my experience is with higher level languages like JavaScript so the issues I ran into while learning rust were opportunities to get a deeper understanding of computers in general.

I could see that being frustrating if you’re coming from C/C++ and just want the dang thing to do what you already know how to do.

alias fuck="sudo !!" 

If you’re a terminal weirdo like me I’d recommend Taskwarrior

Listen to this wisdom. I used to be a heart and soul person and it burned me out real bad. I left a smaller startup at a point where I was handling several projects at the same time and I felt guilty about dumping all of it on my coworkers. I thought I was vital to the company but I was quickly forgotten and replaced. I don’t know why I ever cared so much. It was software I’d never use in my own life and it wasn’t important to the people who did.

Save the passion for your personal projects and try to find something low stress to pay the bills

I think it’s like the old trope of asking a fish how the water is and they reply “what’s water?”

I tried it out because of the memes and stuck with it because there wasn’t a bunch of extra stuff I don’t need distracting me. I kinda forget I’m using arch btw

My boy Faramir taught me to not hate the soldier on the ground

I wanted to share the article with friends and copy a part of the text I wanted to draw attention to but the asshole site has selection disabled. Now I will not do that and timesnownews can go fuck themselves