Getting flashbanged (minus the bang, usually but not always) by my electronics is helping me build up an immunity to riot control devices. Combine it with my cooking and it’s good training for pepper spray, tear gas and vomiting agents as well.

Fortune. Cowsay.

Same way I “make” a pizza by calling Domino’s.

K.

Would you please provide your definition of “meditate”?

Edit: Merriam-Webster entry for reference so I’m not asking you to do all the work here.

From a pure math point of view with some assumptions about X being greater than zero, sure. There is an upper limit to the value of thinking about a thing though and it’s somewhere between “thoughtful consideration” and “huffing my own farts in lotus position for 12 hours a day”.

I can imagine a lot of things. That doesn’t make those things real or meaningful.

• Waste your time
• Reduce your likelihood of being hit by a car (when compared to activities such as walking across a street, assuming you are not meditating in said street)
• Increase the odds of becoming an insufferable douchebag who tells people all about how meditation has changed their life

🍺🎵🎯 ⬅️ 🏃‍♂️ ?

That’s awful, it’s terrible when someone does something to your body against your will and causes you harm, isn’t it?

I wish you a speedy recovery.

From what you’ve posted, prison is the right place for you (even if you don’t like it).

A little surprised but I know we don’t have a monopoly on dipshittery here in the land of pickup trucks with pink rubber scrotums flapping in the wind. Just seems that way sometimes.

They’ve got a tiny scrap of power and by god, they intend to use it! More enjoyable than going to therapy for the abuse they suffered as children.

Some girl reported me (a boy) for apparently having a mascara. Our teacher then searched my bag, as if it was a grenade.

Which of the former(?) Confederate states did this happen in? Sounds like a grenade might have been okay with them if you’d had one, they’re manly enough.

Sounds like you did the right thing. Advocates for anti-truth don’t deserve to be treated nicely.

Now the ice cream is in a bowl but I’ve thrown out the package and taken out the trash. Can’t remember what I’m supposed to do with it next.

“…and his small heart grew three sizes that day, to which his doctor responded that he was ‘astonishingly healthy’ and ‘the healthiest grinch ever’. Then he had a massive coronary brought on by decades of fast food and a sedentary lifestyle.”

The lemmy.world instance doesn’t have the profanity filter enabled.