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Being a bodyless head with a freak long tongue is not only okay—it can be an exciting opportunity
Thank you!
I think this must be what I’m remembering out of context. That’s from the letter he wrote in jail, right?
The movement he championed certainly benefited from violent factions regardless of how he personally felt about it, so there’s that at least. I wonder if he ever admitted that?
Lol I’m definitely using this one
Haha imagine if we crossed paths
I’m curious where you’d go with one of my favorites: “my brother legally changed his name to Wayne Gretzky to help me pick up chicks”
I would lie about having a degree and try to land a job that won’t verify it
Lmao, that’s a good one! I used to love going to Petco so I could loudly read the big sign “Wow, over one thousand-thousand animals saved!” (It said 1,000,000)
One of my hobbies is saying some absolute bullshit as I walk past strangers, in such a way that they overhear it and think its authentic
For example, while walking around a famously historic lake, I said to my partner, as we passed another couple, “Did you know they just dug this lake last week?”
I use transcribro daily, and it consistently surprises me with its accuracy; I had to say “OIC,” and I thought for sure it was gonna interpret it as “Oh, I see,” but it got it right!
Edit: I just tried FUTO though and I think I already like it better lol
Lol, I’m sober now for good reason ☺
I had just come home from a party at a neighbors apartment, on a mix of xanax, coke, weed, and alcohol- not blacked out, but close to the most fucked up I’ve ever been.
I laid down on the couch, and my roommate, who was apparently trying to talk to me, said “you’re pretty faded, huh”. Without responding verbally, I looked at her as I slowly and deliberately pushed a pile of her stuff off the edge of the couch with my feet, which made a loud crash on the floor. After a moment of stunned silence, staring back at me, she just goes “… okay”
It didn’t click for me until the next day, and I was so embarrassed
Lmao, what?
A similar debate with my partner is how I’m found out I’m colorblind lol
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Once, in New York City, I haggled the opposite direction for fun, because I was annoyed about being harassed
Guy was trying to sell me a watch so I asked
“How much?”
For you? $15
“Nah, too cheap” I replied
uhh… O-okay, $20!
“Hmm, how about $25?”
okay yes yes, $25!
“No. $40”
okayyy good deal $40 for you!!
“No way, that’s too expensive”- I turned around and started walking away
huh? Oh- no! $20! $15! Ten! F-five dollars for you!
I own 3 domains through Porkbun.com
Craigsworld.net costs $12.50/year
In the US, I think it’s more common to charge after. I worked at an agency whose paperwork stated they would charge before the session, but they never actually did.
Personally, I’m not gonna cancel a session just because the card declines anyway- I can be paid another time; so it’s much less awkward to just charge after imo
This happens to me all the time. Now I’m wondering if it’s specifically an Eternity bug?
Texts from the gym- cardio day for her while I worked chest